Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Generation Clarification.

Some useful information.


The Silent Generation, people born before 1945.

The Baby Boomers, people born between 1945 and 1961.

Generation X, people born between 1962 and 1976.

Generation Y, people born between 1977 and 1989.


Why do we call the last generation "Y"? See below.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Do Pigs, like Goldfish, Need Space?

I checked the photo in the story with a scam searcher for authenticity. Not conclusive evidence but it seems legit.


Today's news reports Reprieve for big pig 'the size of pony'
Georgina RobinsonSeptember 23, 2008 - 2:25PM

A giant rogue pig that a NSW woman says has been holding her a virtual hostage on her rural property in northern NSW will not be destroyed.
The wayward pig, nicknamed Bruce and reportedly the "size of a shetland pony", appears to have adopted Uki resident Caroline Hayes and is reluctant to leave her home, south of Murwillumbah.
The 63-year-old woman told the ABC she had been unable to leave her house or get to an outdoor toilet because Bruce was being "very pushy" and trying to get inside.
Two attempts to remove and destroy the animal have been unsuccessful and Tweed Shire Council has now handed the matter over to the Rural Lands Protection Board (RLPB).
A council spokeswoman said the RLPB has assured Ms Hayes they would take Bruce to a piggery after collecting him tomorrow and not end his life.
The RLPB could not be contacted for comment.
Ms Hayes told the ABC she took pity on the pig when he wandered into her yard 10 days ago, nicknaming him Bruce and patching up a few ailments.
"When I found it, it had 15 ticks in its eyes which I actually took out," she said.
"One of its eyes it couldn't see out of, so I put cream in it and I fixed its back up, but apparently it's actually claimed my land and claimed my place."
Ms Hayes became distressed when council officers tried to take the pig away and asked them to leave her property, a council spokeswoman said.
The council has also received calls from residents asking officers to leave Bruce alone, she said.
Ms Hayes says Bruce has been wreaking havoc in her yard.
"He's pulled a big king-size mattress out of my garage and he's ripped it up all around the yard," she told the ABC.
"And then he's come up again and I've got a mat outside my door, which he's actually rolled up.
"[He] put his nose underneath it and actually rolled it up into a perfect roll."
Ms Hayes, who told the ABC she was a vegetarian, also said she locked herself inside yesterday afternoon and did not come out again until late this morning.
"This morning, I wanted to go to my toilet, which is outside. I opened up the door and the pig pushed me that hard, it pushed me back into my room, where I fell over," she said.
"I picked up a broom and poked him out with it and he snapped it in half with his mouth."



In one of those coincidences I received an email this week regarding a pig killed 300ks south of Katherine in the Northern Territory. Now I've always thought pigs a bit scary because they are so deceptive in their movements. They look slow but, my can they motor. We have quite a few around here, sometimes on the golf course, and on one memorable night, a family enjoyed the dropped mangoes in the yard next door.



But this pig beats them. Look at its size. Imagine being confronted with that!


But wait - there's more.

An 11-year-old Alabama boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog that just may be the biggest pig ever found.
Jamison Stone's father says the hog his son killed weighed a 476kgs and measured 285cms from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.
If the claims are accurate, Jamison's trophy boar would be bigger than Hogzilla, the famed wild hog that grew to seemingly mythical proportions after being killed in south Georgia in 2004.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

KIARA Fire Brigade Meeting

The AGM was held on 20th August after an ordinary meeting which was held at 3.00 pm. New office bearers were elected following the resignation of several of the members.
Voted into office were:
Secretary—Cynthia Bendall,
Chairperson—Rowly Bendall,
First Officer—Barry Mead,
Second Officer—Wayne Collin.
Frank Mackay was returned as Treasurer.
After a brief discussion on communication and roster problems, and the supplying of necessities for the public toilet (paper and garbage bin) the meetings closed by 4.00 pm.

Bozo the Brave


Torrens Creek resident Michelle Wu should have taken out Tattslotto this month. While clearing dangerous branches from around their house in Russell Street on a Monday afternoon a tree decided to fight back. Two branches felled her with a KO, catching her on the face.
Bozo, her dachshund/cattle dog sensed trouble then sat beside his mistress and howled the alarm.
Neighbours Kathy and Lofty Palmer found Michelle just as she regained consciousness. They became aware there was a problem when their phone call was unanswered.
They heard Bozo’s howls and discovered him guarding Michelle. On the far side of the house, hidden to the public traffic..
Michelle suffered shock, a blood nose and cut mouth. But for Bozo and caring neighbours things could have be much worse.
Bozo hiding his light under a bushell?

From the Editor's Desk



Recipe
Filled Apple Halves.
4 apples, juice of 1/2 lemon.
Filling:
2 1/2 tbs marg., 1 1/2 tbs demerera sugar, 1 tsp plain flour, 1 1/2 tsp cinnamon, 1/2—1 tsp cloves, 2 tbs chopped walnuts, 2 tbs coconut flakes.
Method.
Preheat oven to 200C. Halve apples and remove core. Squeeze a little lemon juice over apples to prevent discolour.
Melt margarine and stir in the remaining ingredients. Divide the filling between the apple halves and place them in an ovenproof dish.
Put dish in the oven and bake the apples for 15-25 minutes until soft.
Serve with ice cream, custard or whipped cream.
From the Editor’s Desk

As a famous leader said, “Life isn’t meant to be easy.” I had this newsletter ready to go and my poor overworked computer crashed. The paper was irretrievable. So here I go again.
What a strange winter we’ve had. First that wonderful rain—4 inches we had here—and then those wicked frosts. Fortunately they didn’t do much damage to my garden because of the rain beforehand. After the rains Linda warned we’d be in for cold weather and I pooh-poohed it. But, wasn’t she right? Our house was shut up for so long that I felt I was living in a tomb.
Now the weather is back to normal it is amazing how enthusiastic I’ve become (probably because the doors are open). Soon, I guess, I will be complaining about the heat…
Tourism is alive and well. We’ve had some interesting people drop by too. One, a publican who ran the Exchange Hotel here in the fifties. I didn’t get his name but I wonder if any of you remember him? As well as the several faithfuls who travel up every year we had a member of the BBC stay overnight. He, with his wife and son, came to get the feel of ‘real’ Australia.
The town population is still dynamic. Unfortunately Josephine, Zack and the girls have moved to Charters Towers to be closer to schools.
Tania O’Donald has sold her house. Welcome to Peter Borrison (Pedro) and his lady, Molly. It is so nice to have new neighbours. What a difference they have already made. The house has become alive again as the couple work to prepare it for their summer wedding.
Tania and mum, Kaye, were up to clear out Tania’s belongings. Both look well and enjoy living close to their relations in Springshore, despite the bitter cold.
How nice to see Helen and Noel Firth back from their long sojourn in Townsville. Hope the year ends on a high for them. Noel said their dog Bo was so excited to be back with them that he needed Valium to calm him down before he could finish the trip. It is hard when you can’t explain what’s happening to your pets.
You will note that there is a new page in the newsletter. Alice Folkart, a respected writer who has recently moved to Hawaii has joined us. When I mentioned I was starting again she suggested, as a joke, that she would be my foreign correspondent. Now she is. I hope you enjoy her stories as she finds her way around her new home.
Many thanks to those readers who have contributed to this latest newsletter. Your input helps make it a community paper.
Enjoy Spring. Happy Fathers’ Day to all the Dads.
Until next time, keep well. Frances.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Unseen Citizens of Kailua by Alice Folkart.




When we first came to Oahu and found a place in Kailua, we joined the YMCA. It's well-equipped and cool, has a weight room, yoga classes, a pool, everything you could ask for.

It also, it seems, has ghosts.

The modest, one-story building clings to a bluff overlooking an expanse of reedy-swamp and the ruins of a large heiau, or, as I learned, temple platform. A narrow dirt road leads down into the jungley forest behind the Y, and right to monumental pile of lava rocks, the ruins of the Ulupo Heiau. A lot of people here think that the heiau, the swamp and environs, and by extension the YMCA, the churches that line the highway near it and the big hospital on top of the hill are all haunted.

But, we're practical people, don't worry about ghosts, and we're happy at the Y. My husband swims laps on one side of the sparkling turquoise pool while ladies of a certain age, in big sun hats and sunglasses, do Aqua Aerobics at the shallow end. I keep my fair skin fair by staying indoors trudging the treadmill and watching Oprah on the wall-mounted TV, then I lift weights for a while and watch the yoga students tying themselves in knots in their glassed-in classroom. It's very satisfying.

One afternoon I'd finished my workout, but my husband was still plowing up and down the pool, so I asked the sleepy-eyed young woman at the desk, "Excuse me, is that a swamp back there?"

"Yeah," she answered, showing her disdain for anyone over 50 by examining her eggplant-purple chipped fingernail polish and refusing eye contact.

"Oh, can I go back there?" I said, a bit too enthusiastically.

"Yeah," she shrugged and glanced at the clock - maybe close to quitting time for her. "They say it's haunted, so be careful. Don't get close to the water and stay off the heiau." She stared straight through me with her lavender contact lenses.

"What's a heiau?" I asked, ignoring what I thought was her attempt to scare me away.

She idly thumbed through Tattooing Magazine, maybe trying to decide whether to have an eagle, a bleeding heart, or a giant hibiscus added to the dead-blue and black pictures gracing her right arm. "Heiau?" I must be really dumb not to know that. "A heiau is a real old Hawaiian temple. That's what's back there."

The phone rang, she answered, and looking at me as if she wished me gone, switched to Hawaiian pidgin. "Hey, sistah! Howzit? Wassup? Naw, got me one malahini heah."

I decided to go off and see what I could see, ghosts or no. It was still light.

A dirt path leads down past a huge pile of natural lava rocks the size of big watermelons. It just looks as if some giant truck just dumped it there, and at first, that's what I thought had happened. There's is no rock like that in this part of the island, and these rocks had to come from far away. Just looking at the pile at first, you can't tell that it has any particular shape.

An historical plaque installed by the State Department of Agriculture in front of the platform admonishes in large letters: "STAY OFF THE HEIAU!" and "These stones are unstable. This is a sacred place. Treat it with respect." Dozens of dried lei drape the lower stones. Two, of white Plumeria were still fresh.

As I stood reading the plaque -- learning that the Heiau had probably been built almost 1,500 years ago, was approximately 140 x 180 feet in area with wallson one side nearly 30 ft high, and, yes, that the stone had come from elsewhere on the island, carried and dragged (no wheels) by several generations of workers -- a handsome young Hawaiian man in slacks and a crisp white shirt strode down the path. He didn't pay any attention to me, but stopped facing the heiau a few feet to my left, and shouted out the first words of a rhythmic chant. It wasn't melodious, but it was spine-chillingly powerful -- lots of harsh, guttural sounds strung together by long, drawn-out vowels with sudden stops and falls. I guess I felt guilty about being on his sacred grounds, because it was as if he were calling upon all the spirits of the place to rise up and chase this malahini (newcomer) away.

Out of deference I stepped to one side. His impressive baritone voice filled the jungle glade, if he'd been dressed in red and black tapa cloth and crowned with flowers and tall yellow feathers he could easily have been an ancient Hawaiian priest or Alii (chief).

He chanted for several minutes without seeming to notice me, then suddenly stopped, dropped his head forward in a kind of bow, and turned to leave.

Feeling a little foolish, I nevertheless called out to him, "Excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but what was that all about? "

It was the end of the day; he probably wanted to get home, just a regular fellow on his way home from work stopping by to say 'Hi!' to the old folks. But, he sighed. "Aloha! I was chanting; praying. This is a Ulupo Heiau, an ancient sacred place. My wife is expecting me home for dinner, so I can't stay long. You can get information down at the town office. In any case, you'll want to leave before dark. There are spirits."

"Spirits?" I asked.

"Very old and very jealous. They don't like to be disturbed. For instance, there's the Goddess, whose name I daren't even say, who sometimes takes on the shape of a large lizard. She definitely doesn't like strangers--eats them. And then there are the Menehune, the little people. It is said that they built this heiau."

"Yes, I've heard of them. Kind of like trolls, could magically complete huge projects in one night -- reputed to have built drainage ditches and fishponds all over the islands."

"Maybe, but they can be mean, and they don't take to strangers."

"OK, so they maybe built this, but, what's it for," I asked, gesturing toward the immense pile beyond which I could see a sea of reeds stretching off to dusty purple mountains a mile or so away.

"It's a temple, or rather a temple platform. The swamp used to be an inland sea, with villages and fish ponds along the shores. Wood and bamboo temples were built on top. But the heiau had already been abandoned by the late 18th Century, about the time that Kamehameha the Great united the islands. Maybe the threat of war and battles kept people away. According to legend, up to a hundred years ago or so, this water was clear and clean, fed by two streams from those mountains back there, and the 'sea' supported extensive taro farming, but then it began to silt up, the water turned brackish, reeds and algae took over, and sand dunes formed, blocking it off from the bay. That left only a couple of narrow channels through which the water could drain. Now it's only good for grazing cattle, and then only when it's not under water."

"Does anyone use the platform now?" I asked."Oh, yes. There are many of us caring for it. As you've seen just now, it's a place to stop and pray. And we're trying to involve the younger generation by teaching them ancient agricultural and fishing techniques as well as chant and hula. Thank the Gods that a lot of them are interested. Oh yes, it is still sacred. It always will be."

"I'm sorry. I feel like an intruder. I was so curious, I . . ."

"Don't worry. You have the right attitude. You're welcome as long you don't decide to have a party here."

"Are there really spirits? Will they mind my coming?"

"Well, the people who live around here see strange colored lights some nights floating around the heiau and out on the water. Could be swamp gas, I suppose. Some hear distant chanting--maybe someone practicing somewhere. Sound really carries at night. But then, there is pounding and slapping of gourds, as if someone were dancing ancient hula . . . I don't know what to tell you. Most of the people I know wouldn't come down here alone at night, though."

I was keeping him from getting home on time, and it was beginning to grow dark. "Gee, thanks so much. Don't mean to hold you up. I'll go now," I said. "Thanks for the history lesson and the chanting. That was beautiful."

"Oh, no problem," he said, suddenly all smiling beach boy. "But, wait a minute." He bent over a low-growing tree, intoned something and then broke off a leafy twig. "Here. Take this. Keep in your car until dry. In fact, keep 'em as long as you're in Hawaii. You'll always be OK."

"Were you chanting to the tree," I asked."Yes, we always ask permission of the plant whose leaves we need." He laughed. "They almost never say no."

I didn't ask how you could tell when a plant didn't want you taking it's leaves.

I took the sprig of green, and we walked together back up to the YMCA parking lot. I went over to our car, he walked on toward the long drive that led out through the forest to the street. My husband was already in the car and impatient to go.

"Honey," I said, fastening my seat belt. "I met the nicest young fellow down by the heiau. There he goes . . ." I turned to point him out, but he was gone.






"By the what, the 'hoohow'? What young fellow? I didn't see anyone," he said. "Listen, I'm hungry. Can we get going now?"

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Tour de Prairie


I think I can,
I think I can...







country road hazards.
before starting.

Prairie Primary School students completed another successful bike safety exercise last Wednesday. Students from Preps to Grade 6 participated in the 12km bike hike which began with a tour around town before heading south down the Muttaburra Road for a barbecue lunch on Railview Station. The energetic group was escorted by Snr. Const. Tim Maher from Prairie and Snr. Const. Linda Collin from Torrens Creek.
School Principal Mr. Bransgrove said that this was the second year the event has been staged and that parents were enthusiast in their support of the tour. Before the tour started the competition for the best decorated bike was won by Mackayala Haydon. The day was a great learning experience for all.

decorate bikes.







Did You Know?


It was noted in an interview, and later in the Sydney Morning Herald (Tuesday 26 August 2008), that the gold medallists travelled first class.
Other medallists went business, and the rest second class.
It was good to note Mr Rudd congratulated all athletes on their return home
.

A Clerihew


I dips me lid to young Barrack
He’s won the race, this man who’s black,
He’s beaten Clinton, there’s no dispute,
It’s ‘cos she wore that damn pants suit.

Surprising History

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can?
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Odd News From Around the World.

This must have really excited the editor of the Yahoo! 7 News.
Nudist vows to hike on after jail
BERLIN (Reuters) - A naked German hiker has vowed to carry on rambling in the nude despite spending 10 days in jail for breaking public nudity laws.
September 4, 2008, 12:12 am
German nudist vows to hike on after jail
BERLIN (Reuters) - A naked German hiker has vowed to carry on rambling in the nude despite spending 10 days in jail for breaking public nudity laws.
And Finally…
"Grease to Greece" racers cross Europe on cooking oil
ATHENS (Reuters) - Fuelled only by used cooking fat, eight teams completed a 2,500-mile car rally from London to Athens on Wednesday in a bid to promote awareness of cheap and environmentally-friendly bio-fuels.
September 3, 2008, 7:10 am