Friday, March 27, 2009

Feeling the Heat Down South


A friend sent me these photos as a timely reminder that humans aren’t the only ones that suffer during extreme temperatures. Water restrictions are making it difficult for our wildlife to exist also.
The heatwave down south brought this stressed young koala out from the bush, looking for some respite.
These are amazing photos considering the koala had no prior human handling at all. He wandered in to the photographer’s yard, she filled a bowl and the shots are the result
(Unfortunately the other photos would not download, however this little fellow became the symbol of hope in the bushfire devestation.


How to ask your Boss for a Salary Increase...

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

I kNOw you have been working very hard.
NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession.
After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad . I have NOthing more to add NOw.
You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly, Manager

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Signs of Things to Come


And The rains came tumbling down!

It pays to watch the signs. These two guys knew wet weather was coming before we did. Like ants, they were moving to higher ground.


The cloud formation hastened us home from Charters Towers. This sky shot was taken outside Pentland, before the heavens opened. I’ve never seen the sky so dark.

Odd News around The World

GPS—Don’t Leave Home Without it.
MARSEILLE, France (Reuters) - A hapless thief drilled his way into a French bank at the weekend, but missed the safe and instead found himself in a lavatory where he was promptly arrested, a French newspaper reported on Sunday.
The 21-year-old broke into a building adjoining a branch of Banque Populaire in the Mediterranean port city of Marseille in the early hours of Saturday morning, La Provence newspaper said.
The paper said the man, who came from Belgium and was not named, thought that he was going to end up in a room housing safe deposit boxes but instead drilled into the lavatories.
Alarms were triggered when he broke through the wall and police caught the man when they arrived on the scene.
(Reporting by Jean-Francois Rosnoblet, Writing by Crispian Balmer; Editing by Jon Boyle)
Now — THAT’S a SNAKE.
Stunned scientists have found the fossilised remains of the world's greatest snake - a record-busting serpent that was as long as a bus and snacked on crocodiles.
The boa-like behemoth ruled the tropical rainforests of what is now Colombia some 60 million years ago, at a time when the world was far hotter than now, they report in a study released on Wednesday.
The size of the snake's vertebrae suggest the beast weighed some 1.135 tonnes, in a range of 730kg to 2.03 tonnes.
And it measured 13 metres from nose to tail, in a range of 10.64-15 metres, they estimate.
"Truly enormous snakes really spark people's imagination, but reality has exceeded the fantasies of Hollywood," said Jonathan Block, a vertebrate palaeontologist at the University of Florida, who co-led the work.
"The snake that tried to eat Jennifer Lopez in the movie Anaconda is not as big as the one we found.
"At its greatest width, the snake would have come up to about your hips," said David Polly, a geologist at the University of Indiana at Bloomington.
The investigators found the remains of the new species at an unlikely location - one of the world's biggest open-cast coal mines, in Cerrejon, Colombia, where giant machines The investigators found the remains of the new species at an unlikely location - one of the world's biggest open-cast coal mines, in Cerrejon, Colombia, where giant machines had exposed the remains. (Yahoo News 6-2-09)
Its Raining.
And we’re lucky it is only water. In 1578 Norway had a deluge of yellow mice that fell into the sea and swam ashore; Singapore, after an earthquake in 1861 was blessed by hundreds of fish which fell onto the streets. Worse, in Tenessee, thousands of snakes dropped out of the sky during a rainstorm in 1877.
More recently in the streets of Birmingham, Britain, frogs hailed heads in 1954 and in 1969 hundreds of dead ducks dropped into the streets of Maryland.
The explanation for this phenomena is unclear but it is suspected that high winds are responsible for the oddly distributed livestock.

The Half-wit

(contributed by a reader)

A man owned a small farm near Boones Mill. The Virginia State Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demandedthe agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who'sbeen with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

Kids in Church

A little boy was overheard praying, “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”

Kids in Church

A little boy was overheard praying, “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”