Friday, May 23, 2008

Garfield's Take on Our Oil Crisis

Folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage in our country. Well there’s a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our oil is located in Bass Strait, East Qld Shale Fields, Canning Basin, Perth Basin and North-West Continental Shelf.

Our Dipsticks are located in Canberra – Any Questions?

1 comment:

Alice Folkart said...

Frances, I can't help laughing at 'dipsticks' - I presume that the 'pun' was intended. Well, not really a pun, but in the U.S. we use 'dipsh....ts' to describe idiots, especially those 'in charge' of things.

Article concise and pithy. We're wondering the same things here in the U.S. - hey! What happened?

Alice
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